Stewie is afraid that when Peter and Lois find out that he wrecked Brian's car, he'll be Shipped off to Siberia. Peter worries about getting similar gas from Moroccan food like when he eats Mexican food. Stewie thinks he can hide the damage to Brian's car with some paint and bodywork like an unattractive woman.īrian tells Stewie that sometimes in life that he has to accept what is coming to him, like getting the lessor of two showcases on The Price is Right. Peter thinks the invitation to Ryan Reynolds housewarming party is much better than what usually goes on at his house on Friday nights. Stewie is happy that he can drive so he can take a slow cruise past his girlfriend's house. Peter notes that his visit to the doctor went pretty well, except for the screaming autistic lady. Peter tells Jeff that a night out hunting beats staying at home watching Meg pop zits. Peter tells Joe and Quagmire that you can get arrested for soliciting a rooster. Lois says that trying to get the truth from Brenda Quagmire is like trying to get a straight answer from a 23-year-old girl. Peter claims that Brenda Quagmire's boyfriend Jeff is as scary as an Iraq lobster. While talking about Santos & Pasquel who were Portuguese, Peter claims that he always though of geese on a porch. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Stewie observes the family going at each other like an Italian guy and a black lady.Ĭhris compares the broccoli and brussel sprouts Lois cooks to an Irish bar fight in his pants. Stewie tells Brian that he's gotten through tougher things than his acid trip, like seeing Lady Gaga naked. Peter is disappointed when he can't watch G.I. Peter hopes the caviar he ordered on a helicopter flight enjoy it as much as the lobster. Lois also worries that Chris has developed some very expensive tastes. Lois is worried that the lottery money is having a strange effect on Brian and Stewie.

Peter tells of quitting his job after winning the lottery. Peter says he didn't want to leave his lottery winnings in the bank where the Jews could leer at the money. Peter claims he's built up good karma after doing USO shows.

Mayor Adam West says he wants to buy a four piece suit if he wins the lottery. Lois points out that they had to delay Brian's grooming due to lack of funds. Peter says he always wanted a sushi restaurant so he could yell at the customers.

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